1.) Get a tattoo expressing your undying devotion for your country:
2. Dye your dog (and your kid too or just a random kid you find on the street):
3.) Call every contact in your iPhone and tell them how much you love America:
4.) Dress your dogs up and take them on a walk- your own mini parade:
5.) Carry an American flag with you everywhere all day long:
6.) Paint your nails:
7.) Drink beer:
8.) Eat a donut with real American sprinkles:
9.) Wear sunglasses all day long, even inside, because your an American badass & the sun never sets on you:
10.) Sing Katy Perry’s song Firework all day long at the top of your lungs:
**Celebrate at your own risk










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